Yes, we've come to terms with the fact that we're moving to Gresham, and we've come to terms with the fact that we will endure endless taunting on the same subject... For your entertainment, here are the top zingers we've encountered to-date:

1. "What? You're moving to West Alabama?"

2. "Moving from Milwaukie to Gresham... if I didn't know any better, I'd think you were a meth addict."

3. "You will henceforth be known as 'The Lovely Couple from Gresham.'"

4. "Yes, I will come visit you in Greshlahem."

5. "Please tell me you're moving there to be closer to the mountain."

6. "You can always meet us at Marie Callendar's in Gresham for some tasty pot pie."

7. And the most predominant: "WHY?"