Beto and I miss all the fun stuff including Obama's record-breaking stop through Portland. I think these pictures are ridiculously cool. Beto is on Team Hillary, and while I wouldn't object to membership on that team, I'm sticking with Obama... not that it matters, since I'm a registered Independent and can't vote in primaries anyway.

While in Oregon, Obama said ""We can't drive our SUVs and eat as much as we want and keep our homes on 72 degrees at all times ... and then just expect that other countries are going to say OK," Obama said."

Obama apparently hasn't spoken to our X5, my expanded-backside, or our thermostat, which is currently set at a comfortable 70 degrees.