Me, to Trainer:

How about this?  On Saturday, I'll eat a giant can of peas before the workout, and then you can decide whether it's worth green pea vomit all over your floor, when you decide to push me too hard.


Trainer to Me:

How about this?  I'll put you in a straight jacket with a gag and a pink helmet that says "I Love Lunges", and if you so much as whine during your step-ups, I'll beat you with a baseball bat.