I would bet a vital organ that the current contents of Archie's stomach include the following:

1.  Chicken treats
2.  Bully stick

and

3. Toilet paper
4.  Cardboard
5.  Barkdust
6. Toy stuffing

and

an eensey beensy teenie weenie piece of the ghost - or whatever it is - that hangs out in our house, given Archie's 20 minute screeching episode in the hallway.

mmmmm mmmmmm gooooood