Gross. And Embarrassing.

On Saturday, Beto and I made our weekly pilgrimage to Costco. We had several small items which I requested be put in a box for - you know - ease of carrying. It was not until I got home that I realized that the box they gave us once held an entire case of "stool softener"...

... that would be the same box that stood front, center, upright and proud from this morning's recycling bin (compiled by my betrothed) in front of our house, shouting "STOOL SOFTENER" in bold yellow and blue, for all of our neighborhood to ponder the age-old question: what sort of condition do those people have that requires 24 bottles of generic Ex-Lax?