"I vow not to make fun of you for ripping through the Twilight books and being ridiculously excited about the upcoming movie, given that I enjoy terrorizing 12-year-olds on X-Box live with my friends from the local county sheriff's office and I want to change my gamer tag to a number code that spells out 'eff off suckers'."
Yes, I think that should have been a vow.
Yes, I think that should have been a vow.