I had to post. I could not resist. We just watched HouseHunters. These Texans paid $1.5 million for a house on ... wait for it... Ambergris Quay. Now those of you who did not read the detective story in the first grade about whale ambergris might not be so quick to jump on my bandwagon, so consider this:

am·ber·gris

[am-ber-grees, -gris] –noun an opaque, ash-colored secretion of the sperm whale intestine, usually found floating on the ocean or cast ashore

I suppose the real estate on the Llama Spit Peninsula was overpriced.