I would bet a vital organ that the current contents of Archie's stomach include the following:
1. Chicken treats
2. Bully stick
and
3. Toilet paper
4. Cardboard
5. Barkdust
6. Toy stuffing
and
an eensey beensy teenie weenie piece of the ghost - or whatever it is - that hangs out in our house, given Archie's 20 minute screeching episode in the hallway.
mmmmm mmmmmm gooooood
1. Chicken treats
2. Bully stick
and
3. Toilet paper
4. Cardboard
5. Barkdust
6. Toy stuffing
and
an eensey beensy teenie weenie piece of the ghost - or whatever it is - that hangs out in our house, given Archie's 20 minute screeching episode in the hallway.
mmmmm mmmmmm gooooood
He's all "I'm criz-zaaaa-zzzzy"