4. The Ultimate Happy Meal

Eat some prozac, where the "pro" stands for professional and the "zac" is ex-zac-tly how you want it. What in the HELL am I talking about?

It's not a happy pill...

No... I am talking about the Ultimate Happy Meal.

Grilled Cheese
French Fries
Strawberry Milkshake

Right coast: get it at Vancherie's in Havre de Grace, Maryland.

Left coast: Swing by Skyline Burger... so legitimately old school they don't even have a website.

In between: I'm not sure, but I'm guessing you've got a little diner somewhere that can hook you up.